Unlock Every Kid

Finish the tutorial.

💡 It's the first thing the game offers. Don't skip it.

Hit the Jumbotron with a batted ball.

💡 One hit off the Jumbotron does it. It has to be your team batting, not the CPU.

Find the secret in the treehouse: click on Clanky.

💡 The game's own loading tip: "I wonder if there's a way to click on Clanky in the treehouse..."

Steal 5 bases in a single game.

💡 Put your fastest runners on and go on every pitch against an easy CPU.

Collect baseball cards of 5 different players.

💡 Open card packs with the tokens you earn from playing.

In League Play, get the 4th kid you picked for your team to a season batting average of .364 or better.

💡 Make your 4th pick a great contact hitter, and play on an easier difficulty.

Steal 202 bases total. Stealing home counts.

💡 Steals add up across every game you play. Pair it with the Lofton hunt.

Earn 2,001 tokens total.

💡 You earn tokens just by playing. Spending them doesn't reset the count.

Hit 66 home runs in Wiffle Ball mode.

💡 Wiffle Ball home runs also count toward McGwire.

Hit 583 home runs total, in any mode.

💡 The long one. Every homer you hit counts, Wiffle Ball included.

Break 10 windows.

💡 Hit the ball into the windows around the field. They add up across games.

Tag out 15 runners.

💡 Any tag out you make counts, with the fielder under your control.

Win Home Run Derby 20 times.

💡 Pick your best power hitters.

Win the Ultra Grand Championship of the Universe on Playground Pro.

💡 Winning it also unlocks the Backyard Legend difficulty.

Win the Super Entire Nation Tournament on Neighborhood Hero.

💡 Neighborhood Hero is the hardest difficulty. Unlock it first (see below).

Win the Ultra Grand Championship of the Universe on Neighborhood Hero, playing at night.

💡 The toughest unlock in the game. Set the game to night before the final.